I often find myself saying things to my dog, Dakota, that sound completely normal in the moment… and then completely ridiculous the second the words leave my mouth.
I started tracking these little “Dakota-isms” on Twitter, and I thought it was time to share them here with blogland too. He’s one of the greatest joys of my life — but let’s face it, he can be a little mischievous. You’ll notice a theme here: almost every scolding involves food. And this is only about a month’s worth…
🐾 “Don’t! eat! leaves!” (7/19/14)
🐾 “Dakota. Don’t try and lick my pizza!” (7/31/14)
🐾 “Hey! Don’t lick the stove!” (8/10/14)
🐾 “Dakota! Don’t lick bacon grease.” (8/14/14)
🐾 “Don’t eat that ant!” (8/17/14)
And that’s just one month’s worth of Dakota keeping me on my toes. Something tells me this list is only going to grow…
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