Setting: Summer 2025
Caleb recently discovered the time-limit feature on Holden’s computer. And instead of, you know, telling an adult, he decided to take matters into his own preteen hands.
Now, whenever Holden hits his limit — which he treats more like a suggestion — Caleb flips into full dad mode.
One morning they were bickering about screen time again when Caleb announced, with authority:
“I’ll be checking your time limit EVERY DAY. And if you’re ignoring it, I’ll be unplugging your computer.”
He still needs reminders to brush his teeth.
But he’s ready to regulate screen time like a middle manager.
And truly, this is on brand for him.
He’s the same kid who panics that we’ll get arrested for sneaking candy into a movie theater, drafts official household rule lists for Holden, and once created an entire ticket-based reward system to enforce them.
At this rate, I expect him to laminate a chore chart and start threatening to cut the Wi-Fi if bedtime isn’t respected.
Honestly, Holden doesn’t stand a chance.
The sheriff runs this town.
This post is part of my One-Minute Memoir series — short reflections on small moments that still manage to say something big.
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